Four Management Lessons

Come across this funny yet inspiring story from my friend's twitter.. :)

Lesson One
A crow was sitting in a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy". "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Management Lesson: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson Three
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions." The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The Hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. Promptly, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!

Management Lesson: You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.

Lesson Four
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold that the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped a load of hot, steaming dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of shit, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung. The cat promptly dug the bird out, killed him and ate him.

Management Lesson: Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy. Not everyone who pulls you out of shit is your friend. And when you're warm and happy in your pile of shit, keep your mouth shut!

Thanksgiving Thursday: Potential Cancer

Yuhu!! Kali ini gw mo cerita tentang bokap. Im shacking when I type this. CKckcKck. Jadi kan bokap and nyokap gw lagi ke Penang, to do general check up gitu. Sekalian visit my sister yang study disana juga.

Dede cewe gw bbm gw, ci uda tau belon hasil papa? Gw langsung lemes, I know this is not a good news. why? If this is a good news my dad will tell me directly. Dede gw bilang di ginjal bokap gw ada batu dan potensial untuk jadi kanker itu gede poll. Dikarenakan dia diabetes dan rokok. Dokter bilang minum obat untuk hancurin batunya dan 3bulan harus re-checkup again. And hopefully uda gone tuh batunya.

Gw langsung nangis donk yah when I heard that :( Hiks hiks.. Family is my top priority.. Jadi if something happen gw bisa panic at the disco.. Dede gw bbm gw sampe bilang gini.. Tuhaaannnn aduhhhh. Ini tuh uda kaya bad news one after another.. >.< Kemaren ini emang seperti lagi ada badai di keluarga gw.. Jadi I really can feel what my sister felt and why she shouted to God like that..

However in the mids of my cry. God remind me about His promises, believe in the Lord Jesus, and you will be saved, you and your household Acts 16:31. 

And I wanna thank God, itu baru potensi, walo potensinya sangat tinggi itu hanya potensi. Dan ada waktu 3bulan dimana gw akan fight a good faith. I will pray I will fast and I will trust God, because He is the one who has the final say. Not doctor!!

And I wanna thank God again karena He always work in mirecaoulous ways. Lagi2 lewat Anita, si Anit tiba2 kirim gw link blog INI, baca yah bagus banget! Tentang cancer juga. padahal Anita belon tau cerita ini. Ada yg gw suka dari blog itu, dya bilang gini:

Karena Tuhan berjanji bagi semua umatNya, Dia tidak pernah merancangkan kecelakaan even yang kita lihat sepertinya kecelakaan.
Melainkan rancangan damai sejahtera yang membawa kita kepada hari depan yang penuh harapan. (Yeremia 29:11)

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My Dad is The Cutest

Sebenernya gw mao cerita hasil interview gw kemaren gimana. Tapi berhubung my eyes swollen wkwkw gw masi tepar banget gara2 macet gelo! Masi belon terbiasa sintinggggg.. Lebih cape dari naek gunung gw rasanya wkwk.

So I decided to write something funny (for me) about yesterday. Jadi begini ceritanya, kan gw interview di Kemang tuh, gw jarang banget ke daerah pelosok2 sana soalnya jauh poll dari rumah gw. Terus gw ga tau jalannya, dan pak supir juga gak tau. Then I bbm my dad, I asked him.. I thought he might know. Yah, kalo ada apa2 kebiasaan gw langsung cari my dad. Coz he is my hero yeay :)

Terus gak beberapa lama dya nelpon gw, dya bilang: itu kemang ada 2 ce jalannya. Dari alfamart kamu belok kiri, kamu coba telp ke nomor 012345678 dan ngomong sama Shinta. Terus gw bilang ooo, oke oke. Papa telpon ke sana? Iya ce, papa telpon kesana buat nanya jalan bilang dari papanya viryani yang mau interview.

Gw langsung *ngekngok* gubraksssss astaga!!!! Gw langsung ngoceh2 (anak gak tau diri) papa nih kenapa sih, malu tau gak. Kan bisa ani sendiri yg telp kenapa harus papa yg telpon!! Terus dalem hati gw bilang, pake bilang segala lagi papanya viryani dengan polosnya. Super SWT gw aduh.. *tepok jidat*

Terus pas gw pulang rumah, gw uda cape banget kan. Gw kalo lagi bete manyun gitu biasa deh, terus bokap gw cengangas cengenges nyamperin gw. Terus kita ngakak2. Terus gw tanya kok papa bisa2nya sih telpon kenapa ga suru ani yg telpon. Dya jawab: Abis papa panik anak papa nyasar gitu, abis tutup telpon baru sadar iya yah kenapa gak kamu aja yg telpon sendiri. #EAaAaaaaAaa

Begitulah ceritanya. >,< wkwkwkkw

My Bundle Of Joy

Gila man hari ini gw cape banget poll polllann. Lebih lagi karena kesel macetnya ituloh ggrrr.. Untungnya pulang ada si putih sayang.. hihi, my bundle of joy. nih liat poto2nya closer look ;p Iniloh yg namanya enjo, perhatikan baik2 yah biar next time dikasi pertanyaan beda enjo ma yoyo mana bisa bedain wakaka.

Dia ikutin gw kemanapun gw pergi uda kaya bayangan gw aje. Btw, ini muka gw uda siap tidur punya. Terus pake bando shrek kenapa? Tuh bando favorite gw soalnya empuk bangett. Gw kalo pake bando yg biasa gitu ga bisa tahan lama2, soalnya belakang kuping sakit. Tapi yg ini beda banget empuk hihi. Nih tampang dekil gw:

There's just something about dogs that makes you feel good. You come home, they're thrilled to see you. -Janet Schnellman

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. -Billings

They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.
- Jerome K. Jerome

Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe, we are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made. -Roger Caras

Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. So the best gift you can give to your pet, is your time. -Billings

And this quote is really funny, I love this the most.
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving him only two of them. -Phil Pastoret

I thank God for such lovely friendly cutie fluffy and WHITE dog! Yes I love white dog :)

Macet!!!

Ini macet betul-betul butut
Usus-usus berteriak dalam perut
Saya sudah sangat mengkerut
Seperti sebuah kerucut
Semangatnya butuh dipecut
Biar muka gak kecut

Pulang rumah si papa nyengir
Mama bilang dengan nyinyir
Inilah Jakarta nak, kalau gak disihir
Macetnya gak mungkin jernih
Kaki dan mata uda super perih
Perlu dikasih daun sirih

Saya pusing dan lelah dan gemas
Liat anjing pingin saya remas-remas
Sebagai tempat pelampiasan yang pas
Biar senang harus dikasi emas
Ayo kasih saya punya kamu sampai tuntas! :p